Sunday, March 31, 2013

TAR22, Recap Leg 7, 3/31/13



Welcome to Leg 7! Last time, on Can’t Go Anywhere Without My Bushmen,  teams raced from Vietnam to Botswana.  Chuck and Wynona were slow, as usual, but not as slow as Max and Katie, who managed to end up in last, and were saved by a non-elimination leg.  Who will be eliminated. . . next? (click for more)


Arrival at the pit stop last episode:
1st – Bates/Anthony, The Hockey Brothers
2nd – Pam/Winnie, The Token Asians
3rd – Chuck/Wynona, Sweet Old Alabama
4th – Joey/Meghan, Team YouTube Cutegasm
5th – Caroline/Jennifer, Team Nashville Stars
6th – Mona/Beth, "Typical" Soccer Moms
7th – Max/Katie, Team Honeymooners

Meno A Kwena Safari Camp, Makgadikgadi Oans National Park, Botswana

5:39 AM Bates/Anthony (1st)
Clue: Drive yourselves to Boro Village in order to get your next clue.

6:11 AM Pam/Winnie (2nd) – Winnie: “We’re best when we’re racing alone.”  Well, that seems like a wise idea. . .
 6:17 AM Chuck/Wynona (3rd)
6:23 AM Joey/Meghan (4th) – who get hopelessly lost.
6:28 AM Caroline/Jennifer (5th) – end up going too fast in Maun and come along a speed trap.  They are issued a speeding ticket which they have to pay before continuing. That means sending a kind stranger to exchange their American money.
6:37 AM Mona/Beth (6th)
6:49 AM Max/Katie (7th) – end up going too fast in Maun and come along a speed trap.  They are issued a speeding ticket which they have to pay before continuing.  Oh, and then Max hits a pole backing out of the parking lot.

So, eventually, teams get going in the right direction and make their way to Boro Village.  And when they get there, we find that Max and Katie have their Speed Bump.

SPEED BUMP:

A speed bump is a task that must be performed by the last place team on a non-elimination leg. Once they complete this task, they may return to the place where the speed bump occurred and continue the leg. In this speed bump, teams must join the locals in a ceremonial seduction dance and perform it to get their next clue.

Teams complete the Speed Bump in the following order:

1- Max/Katie

After much seduction dancing, they continue with the rest of the teams in getting the clue.

They arrive at the clue box in the following order:

1- Bates/Anthony
2- Pam/Winnie 
3- Chuck/Wynona
4- Mona/Beth 
5- Caroline/Jennifer
6- Joey/Meghan
7- Max/Katie

And Bates and Anthony arrive first finding . . . a Fast Forward!

FAST FORWARD:

Recall (if you can, since they show up rarely anymore) that a fast forward is a task that can be performed to allow one team to skip all remaining tasks and head directly to the pit stop.  However, each team may only use their fast forward power once on the race, so they must decide when it is more advantageous to use it.  In this, the first (?) fast forward on this race, teams must waterski in crocodile infested waters, staying up on the skis for a mile.  Once complete, they get their next clue and skip all remaining tasks and travel directly to the Pit Stop. 

Teams decide to go for the Fast Forward in the following order:

1- Bates/Anthony

So – water skiing, Fast Forward for their team.  Bates and Anthony get their Fast Forward and travel to the PIT STOP at Royal Tree Lodge, but have to use some of the transportation that other teams use, so we’ll see them a bit still.

And once that’s all settled, teams get the eighth roadblock clue.

ROADBLOCK:

Who wants to go up a creek without a paddle?

In this roadblock, roadblockers must choose a canoe created from hollowing out a log and a pole to transport two baby goats up river.  The roadblocker’s teammate must be in the canoe as well, and is allowed to hold the goats, but must not physically help control the boat.  Once the goats are delivered, teams return to the starting point to get their clue.

The following teammates take the Roadblock:

1- Winnie
2- Wynona
3- Beth
4- Caroline
5- Joey
6- Max

After much goat wrangling and canoe pushing, teams finish the Roadblock in the following order:

1- Pam/Winnie 
2- Chuck/Wynona
3- Caroline/Jennifer
4- Mona/Beth
5- Joey/Meghan
6- Max/Katie

Teams are now instructed to take a water taxi to Royal Tree Lodge and board a safari bus to get their next clue.  Teams arrive at the water taxis in the following order:

1- Bates/Anthony
2- Pam/Winnie 
3- Chuck/Wynona   
4- Caroline/Jennifer
5- Mona/Beth
6- Joey/Meghan
7- Max/Katie

Once teams arrive at Royal Tree Lodge, they board the safari buses in the following order:

1- Bates/Anthony
2- Pam/Winnie 
3- Chuck/Wynona   
4- Caroline/Jennifer
5- Mona/Beth
6- Joey/Meghan
7- Max/Katie

At this point, Bates and Anthony head to the Pit Stop on the grounds while the other teams find the next clue in the following order:

1- Pam/Winnie 
2- Chuck/Wynona
3- Caroline/Jennifer
4- Mona/Beth
5- Joey/Meghan
6- Max/Katie

Teams now receive the Detour Clue.

DETOUR:
Brains OR Braun
*Brains: Teams must take a horseback safari and find ten animal cutouts.  At the end of the ride, they must put ten tiles in order so that they can get their next clue.  If a team messes up the order, they must do the safari again before trying to rearrange the tiles.  Once correct, teams get their next clue.
*Braun: Teams must get a wood sled and hook it up to a team of donkeys which need to be led by carrot a half mile.  Teams unload the sled and get their next clue.

(Toyouke: "Should have been called "Horse or Ass".)

1- Pam/Winnie choose Braun who have a hard time moving their donkeys.  So they Bald Snark to Brains when other teams start showing up.  But then they struggle at finding all the animals.  So they Double Bald Snark back to Braun, which they eventually finish.
2- Chuck/Wynona choose Brains
3- Caroline/Jennifer choose Braun
4- Mona/Beth choose Braun
5- Joey/Meghan choose Braun
6- Max/Katie choose Braun

Teams complete the detour in the following order:

1- Mona/Beth
2- Caroline/Jennifer
3- Chuck/Wynona 
4- Joey/Meghan 
5- Max/Katie  
6- Pam/Winnie

Teams are now instructed to travel by foot to “where the river bends” on the grounds of Royal Tree Lodge, the PIT STOP of the seventh leg of this racearoundtheworld.  The last team to arrive may be eliminated!

1- Bates/Anthony –who win $7500 each.
2- Mona/Beth
3- Caroline/Jennifer
4- Chuck/Wynona
5- Joey/Meghan
6- Max/Katie
7- Pam/Winnie

And Pam and Winnie are eliminated, proving once again, that ostriches are excellent camouflage artists.

ORDER NOW:
1st – Bates/Anthony
2nd – Mona/Beth
3rd – Caroline/Jennifer
4th – Chuck/Wynona
5th – Joey/Meghan
6th – Max/Katie

Next week: Teams are off to Switzerland.  We revisit a favorite challenge from TAR14: Cheese sleds!  And there are gnomes!  And Wynona climbing mountains.  Until next time!

Friday, March 29, 2013

Project Runway 3/28/13--"The Art of Fashion" summary



Previously on Project Runway: more teams, which of course meant Richard and Layana got stuck together because that is the most drama. Finally everyone is done with the teams because there was a lot of bitching this episode. The designers are supposed to make looks for Lord & Taylor, which is not exciting, and then the teams don’t have to collaborate, which is also lame. They still all boss each other around, though. Michelle was especially annoying, which caused Daniel to act really weird. Stanley stood up to Patricia and they passive-aggressively sniped at each other. Richard refused to speak to Layana but that was the least entertaining thing. Michelle won, and her dress was actually cute. Samantha, the person not actually fighting with anyone, made a weird junior short dress and was sent home. (click for more)


Layana tells her apartment that Samantha shouldn’t have gone home, because of course she would rather have Richard go home. It’s true that Samantha’s previous garments have been pretty good, and while they always talk about only judging this challenge they generally don’t. But she is not good drama, and keeping Richard around guarantees that Layana will continue to whine about it. Michelle also complains about Richard, like she is a prize. Whatever, they are both annoying. Stanley is excited to be in the final six.

Heidi tells the designers to be proud of themselves and demands that they smile. Calm down. They will have to be creative today. Field trip to an art museum! They end up at the Guggenheim. Patricia seems especially thrilled, although Richard just seems happy to be there. There are new teams, because OF COURSE. Stanley and Michelle, Patricia and Richard (I guess they are tired of Richard and Layana), and Layana and Daniel. Layana immediately says she will have to carry their team. Today’s challenge is the HP advertisement challenge, where they have to talk about how great HP products are. Anyway, be inspired by the museum and “create a work of wearable art”. Tim does say over the top, and that this piece will have a “commercial” companion piece. Oh, so they decided not to spring the ready-to-wear look on them last minute? It’s about time! Wait, am I praising this season? UGH. Also they will be making their own prints, which is always a good challenge. Of course, the team must agree on one textile between the two of them.

Everyone wanders around the museum and takes pictures of things. Daniel starts talking about a coat that fills up with air when you walk. OK. Layana says it’s nothing, which makes no sense. She snobs that the point of the challenge is to make something sculptural. What? The coat changes shape. I don’t hear you having ideas, so shush. Daniel eventually says she can do the couture piece (he interviews she was very insistent) and even then he has to promise her he’ll do whatever she tells him. I am so tired of her. Layana interviews that this is ideal because she can boss him around and it will be great. No really, that’s what she says. Michelle and Stanley seem to be getting along, planning giant voluminous coats and dresses. Richard basically tells Patricia the art piece is all her because that’s her thing. For some reason she has to know what he’s doing for the ready-to-wear piece, and she’s upset he doesn’t know. Why does it matter? It would be easier for him to adjust to you. Also I think they are standing in front of the sculpture Daniel and Layana got inspired by, so I hope out of the whole giant museum those two teams pick the same piece of art. Patricia interviews that he is lost “as far as what modern art is about”. Why is everyone talking nonsense today? Just because Richard has no idea what he’s going to make yet doesn’t mean he doesn’t get art.

Back in the workroom the computers are set up and everyone gets started on making a print and then there are arts and crafts supplies? What? Why is there bubble wrap and PVC pipe? Stupid. One hour to design the print. Michelle makes a print of a yellow woman’s head. Creepy. Patricia makes triangles, and Layana and Daniel eventually make rectangles. Exciting. Richard asks for big fake plastic crystals. Patricia thinks he’s going really tacky, but Richard insists he’s going in another direction. We’ll see.

Tim tells everyone that the winner will get $10,000 and a computer. Nice. Michelle is thrilled that she and Stanley are just working without having to talk about everything. Richard and Patricia are not getting along as well, because Richard doesn’t understand Patricia’s drawing, and she decides that means he’s an idiot. He says they are so different that sometimes he doesn’t know what she’s talking about, said in a joking way, and she interviews that she’s glad he’s afraid of her design. Huh? This interaction is bothering me. I don’t know why she is being so condescending. Both Daniel and Layana think they have to support the other one because their partner sucks at everything. Layana does admit she is lost, but then complains that Daniel is not helpful because he hasn’t gotten her unstuck yet. Daniel feels Layana doesn’t have a point of view. More painting and sewing. Patricia makes Richard help her under the guise of “this way Richard can get inspiration from me and do his work”. Richard does admit that he needs to understand what she’s doing so he can match his look.

In the morning everyone has fabric to look at. Stanley loves his print. Actually everyone loves their print. Patricia complains that Richard is spending too much time making a bracelet and the bracelet isn’t modern art. I don’t think it has to be, but he should be making a dress, that’s true. Layana takes all the print fabric for her look and leaves Daniel with like, a yard. Then when he points this out, she says she couldn’t possibly loosen the pleats or do anything to give him any fabric. Like they wouldn’t nail her for that later. He still doesn’t even have a yard, but she was very insistent that her design couldn’t possibly work with less fabric. Daniel says he’ll make it work. Patricia bosses Richard around and is really condescending. Just…she really bugs me today. You are not the greatest either. Richard is no peach as he says he is flailing because he is not inspired by Patricia’s design. Layana goes over to Patricia to complain that now her design doesn’t go with her print, so she’s taken the whole thing apart. So you can give Daniel some more fabric, right?

Tim time! Michelle and Stanley have a six yard train, which gives Tim chills. He is fully behind what they are doing. Patricia has like, barrel shapes and big pleats and Tim says there is too much going on. Patricia interviews that no one understands her until she’s done. Richard is really flailing, and Tim bluntly tells him that they had a lot of time and he has nothing. Tim asks if he consulted with Patricia, and she explains how she made him help her “to see if he got some inspiration”. Tim points out to the two of them that the whole thrust of the project is owned by Patricia. She tries to say that’s not true, and Tim says “How not?” Heh. THEN Tim says to Richard that he’s just fucking around and then when they’re on the bottom he’ll throw Patricia under the bus and claim it was all her idea. Richard clutches his pearls and insists his plan was just to work and stay focused, while Patricia immediately believes Tim. Daniel has a good jacket. Layana hasn’t pushed her look far enough. Daniel thinks they’ve been working well together, but Tim says it’s a 12 on a scale of 1 to 100. Oo. Layana just stares at him. Then she starts crying about how she’s having a hard day and as if she’s just realized if things go wrong she can’t blame Daniel. Whatever. She seriously goes and cries in a corner. I don’t like her so I don’t have sympathy.

Daniel eventually goes and makes Layana stand back and look at her design again, which seems to help. Of course because she is a horrible person, she interviews that she realized she couldn’t cry all day and just went back to work. No mention about how your teammate bailed you out or anything. Man, I hate everyone. Model fittings. Patricia says Daniel instead of Richard at least twice, and complains that she doesn’t like his look. Richard is upset because there is none of his viewpoint anywhere. Michelle does her Nina impression again, and again, it is not that great. Layana brags about how she got herself out of her depression, without any help. We now see that Stanley and Michelle’s art dress is made from bubble wrap. Interesting. Richard breaks a zipper, or something, because he usually uses jersey and you don’t need a zipper.

In the morning, Michelle actually tells Patricia to stop bossing Richard around and let him fail. The bubble wrap that Michelle was painting is still wet so they’re running around. She and Stanley finally have a minor fight about a hat Michelle made that Stanley thinks is too much. Patricia goes back on her word and bosses Richard around. Hot makeup guy Scott. Daniel thinks if Richard had used knits and stuck to his guns his dress would look better. With five minutes left, Layana is putting a strap on her look because it’s too heavy.

Michelle is wearing the hat that Stanley wouldn’t let her put on the model. Rachel Roy is here again. Sigh. Guest judge is Tracy Reese. Layana: the gown is made out of the print, which is light with different light colored rectangles. Then wrapped around that is some black tulle, with bunches here and there. The skirt is a mermaid skirt, with the black starting right were the skirt flares out. It looks good, I’m just really tired of Layana talking about how great she is because she stopped crying. Daniel: long sleeved black top with a deep V and a waist tie, and a miniskirt in the print that is a bell shape. I think the top has leather sleeves. Patricia: long skirt in the print, which a large scale print of narrow red and brown triangles. It looks like the model is having trouble walking because the skirt is so long. Then the top is just a tube that goes around the model's torso and arms, in the print. Then a white veil. At her waist is a “corrugated” wide piece. That’s what Patricia called it. Incidentally as her model walks Patricia is creepily staring at the judges. Richard: sleeveless top with the print set up so it just looks like vertical stripes. Then a short skirt with pleats, but the pleats are sewn together so it’s flat. Richard says “I think the construction is OK” and they cut to the model and the belt buckle she has on looks like it says OK. I laughed. It doesn’t fit well, especially over her butt. Michelle: long skirt with multiple tiers, in black painted bubble wrap. Over that is a green coat with a long train that has gray paint on it, in a geometric pattern. I don’t think it looks that bad. Stanley: very wide dress with black shoulders and the rest in their black and yellow print. It’s like an A-line skirt, but if the A-line started at her shoulders.

Heidi claims to be impressed. Stanley and Michelle talk about the volume and how they got along. Heidi loves the print, Rachel thinks it works on multiple levels. Nina also likes the print but she thinks that the design doesn’t show the “woman out of control” that the print is supposed to be. They also love the paint on the back of the train. Patricia’s triangles are supposed to be stylized feathers. They know Richard struggled with the fabric, but Nina claims to recognize how he was inspired by architecture. She hates Patricia’s presentation. Heidi likes it, because she is a crazy person, but the judges seem to agree that the looks don’t go together. Some of the pleats that Richard put in his skirt are twisted, which would be cool if he’d pulled it off. Richard says this is all Patricia. Well, that’s true. When asked about the look, Layana just talks about her personal struggles. At least she FINALLY says Daniel helped her get out of it. Heidi tells Daniel his look is her favorite. They all like it, but Nina tells Layana she was a good influence. Don’t do that, Nina. Layana’s look has maybe too many things going on and it is kind of 19th century. It is an old look and it doesn’t go with the print. Daniel says he knows his look is stronger than hers (because the judges just said so), and Layana responds that if she hadn’t helped Daniel he probably would have ruined things.

In the Scrap Bin Layana actually curls up next to Michelle and starts sobbing that Daniel claimed the ready-to-wear look even though “I was with you all the way” or whatever. He did tell them that she helped but in the end it’s his look and they just said it was the stronger of the two. Don’t blame Daniel because the judges didn’t like your look. Seriously, calm down. She’s trying to claim both outfits, which is ridiculous. Daniel calls her out on this, so she changes tactics and says she feels betrayed and he just says “OK” and stops talking. Ugh. I hope he wins just to piss her off.

Patricia’s look seems to be the stronger of her team, but the judges don’t really like the veil. Tracy actually thinks she left him out to dry because on the art piece, there was hand painting and applique and all kinds of stuff, but on Richard’s piece there is only the print. Also his skirt was terrible. Nina says Patricia should have helped. Stanley did a really great job of using the print, and also the bubble wrap. Michelle created the beautiful print and the coat on the art piece. Rachel admits that when Layana’s dress appeared, she assumed Daniel did it. Ouch. They really like Daniel’s piece, though. When Tracy asks why Daniel didn’t tell Layana her design was bad, Heidi starts talking about how Layana thinks she’s better than everyone and she probably wouldn’t listen. It’s true.

Stanley is the winner! Cool. He and Michelle are in. Daniel and Layana are in. Patricia is…actually we have to wait for her to stop crying first. And then she’s in. I thought so. Richard’s upset to have gotten so far and then get eliminated. He’s still proud of himself.

Next week: no teams, but eliminated designers as helpers, editorial look, somehow Richard and Patricia are stuck together again, Zac is back. So much for ALL TEAMS ALL THE TIME.

Monday, March 25, 2013

TAR22, Recap Leg 6, 3/24/13



Welcome to Leg 6! Last time, on I’ve Got Me a Car, It Seats About Twenty,  teams raced from Bali to Hanoi, Vietnam. Dave and Connor finally decided to call it quits, which meant the “drama” surrounding the Double Blind U-Turn didn’t really matter.  And Dave and Connor were eliminated.  Who will be eliminated. . . next? (click for more)


Apparently, people were offended by parts of the episode, and so TAR apologized at the beginning.  (Toyouke: “Huh? I didn't know people were offended. OH, wait, I did hear about that. When they went to the B-52 memorial, apparently people were upset about that.”)

Arrival at the pit stop last episode:
1st – Pam/Winnie, The Token Asians
2nd – Max/Katie, Team Honeymooners
3rd – Mona/Beth, "Typical" Soccer Moms
4th – Bates/Anthony, The Hockey Brothers
5th – Caroline/Jennifer, Team Nashville Stars
6th – Joey/Meghan, Team YouTube Cutegasm
7th – Chuck/Wynona, Sweet Old Alabama

Vietnam National Museum of History, Hanoi, Vietnam

10:40 PM Pam/Winnie (1st)
Clue: Fly 6000 miles to Maun, Botswana!  In order to get there, you must travel to a travel agent in Hanoi and tell the man out front what country you are going to in order to be let in.  Once in Maun, make your way to Mack Air and sign up for a charter to Makgadikgadi Pans National Park to get your next clue.

11:34 PM Max/Katie (2nd) – Max: “We’re the smart ones!”  Sure you are, sweetie.
11:37 PM Mona/Beth (3rd)
11:39 PM Bates/Anthony (4th)
11:46 PM Caroline/Jennifer (5th) 
12:47 AM Joey/Meghan (6th)
3:26 AM Chuck/Wynona (7th)


Teams head for the travel agent.  They arrive in the following order:

1- Pam/Winnie – who use a computer to find the country.
2- Max/Katie – who use Pam and Winnie’s computer to find the country.
3- Caroline/Jennifer – who are fed the answer by Max and Katie.
4- Mona/Beth – who find a smart phone to get the country.
5- Bates/Anthony – who stand outside hopelessly until Caroline and Jennifer tell them the answer.
6- Joey/Meghan
7- Chuck/Wynona – who start going through their passport visas to find the right country.  SMART!

Teams arrive at the airport in the following order:

1- Pam/Winnie
2- Max/Katie 
3- Caroline/Jennifer
4- Mona/Beth 
5- Bates/Anthony
6- Joey/Meghan
7- Chuck/Wynona

There is a confrontation between Joey and Meghan and Chuck and Wynona about the U-Turn but I think it’s false drama.  Anyway, the Amazing Blue Line takes us to Maun.  Teams arrive in the following order:

1- Caroline/Jennifer
2- Bates/Anthony 
3- Max/Katie
4- Joey/Meghan 
5- Mona/Beth
6- Chuck/Wynona
7- Pam/Winnie

Teams head for Mack Air and sign up for the charters in the following order:

Flight 1, departs 9:00 AM
1) Caroline/Jennifer – “We saw elephants!”
2) Bates/Anthony

Flight 2, departs 9:15 AM
1) Max/Katie
2) Joey/Meghan

Flight 3, departs 9:30 AM
1) Mona/Beth
2) Chuck/Wynona – Chuck: "This is where Lion King was made!”
3) Pam/Winnie

Teams arrive at Makgadikgadi Pans and get their clue in the following order:

1- Caroline/Jennifer
2- Bates/Anthony 
3- Joey/Meghan
4- Max/Katie  
5- Mona/Beth
6- Chuck/Wynona
7- Pam/Winnie

Teams are now instructed to drive themselves down Old Xhumaga Road, and follow the marked signs to their next clue.  Teams arrive in the following order:

1- Bates/Anthony
2- Caroline/Jennifer 
3- Joey/Meghan
4- Max/Katie  
5- Mona/Beth
6- Chuck/Wynona
7- Pam/Winnie

And once they enter, teams get the seventh roadblock clue.

ROADBLOCK:

Who wants to make a new friend?

In this roadblock, roadblockers must choose a group of three bushmen and find a scorpion hole to dig out a live scorpion.  Once they have one and have placed it in a jar, they can get their next clue.

(Toyouke:Were they going for a "The Gods Must Be Crazy" reference? Because then it should have been a Coke bottle and not a jar.”)

The following teammates take the Roadblock:

1- Bates
2- Caroline
3- Joey – (Toyouke: “Oh, Joey, you're an idiot. Also maybe tone down the stereotypical flaming.  Joey, stop being a girl.  And I say that as a girl who hates bugs.”)
4- Max – “These guys don’t have day jobs!”
5- Mona
6- Wynona
7- Pam

After much squealing, face-making and scorpion hunting, teams finish the Roadblock in the following order:

1- Bates/Anthony – Bates: “I don’t mind being pinched.”  Anthony: “By the country singers!”
2- Caroline/Jennifer
3- Mona/Beth
4- Max/Katie
5- Joey/Meghan
6- Pam/Winnie
7- Chuck/Wynona

Teams are now instructed to load their bushmen into their vehicle and continue down Old Xhumaga Road to their next clue. Teams arrive in the following order:

1- Bates/Anthony
2- Caroline/Jennifer 
3- Max/Katie   
4- Mona/Beth
5- Joey/Meghan
6- Pam/Winnie
7- Chuck/Wynona

Teams now receive the Detour Clue.

DETOUR:
Fire OR Fowl
*Fire: Teams must walk with their bushmen to a camp and make fire using sticks, zebra manure, and hay.  Once they make fire and light a pipe, they get their next clue.
*Fowl: Teams must walk with their bushmen to hunting ground and create a guinea fowl trap.  Once created, they must spring the trap to get their next clue.

1- Bates/Anthony choose Fire
2- Caroline/Jennifer choose Fire – but realize that it is hard, and Bald Snark to Fowl.
3- Mona/Beth choose Fire – but realize that it is hard, and Bald Snark to Fowl.
4- Max/Katie choose Fire – but realize that it is hard, and Bald Snark to Fowl.
5- Joey/Meghan choose Fire – but realize that it is hard, and Bald Snark to Fowl.
6- Pam/Winnie choose Fowl – (Toyouke: “Hee, Pam and Winnie. That's exactly what I would do: know from watching Survivor how hard it is to make fire.”)
7- Chuck/Wynona choose Fowl 

Teams complete the detour in the following order:

1- Bates/Anthony
2- Pam/Winnie
3- Chuck/Wynona 
4- Joey/Meghan 
5- Caroline/Jennifer  
6- Mona/Beth
7- Max/Katie

Teams are now instructed to travel by foot with their bushmen to Meno A Kwena Safari Camp, the PIT STOP of the sixth leg of this racearoundtheworld.  The last team to arrive may be eliminated!

1- Bates/Anthony –who win a trip for two to Phuket Thailand.
2- Pam/Winnie
3- Chuck/Wynona
4- Joey/Meghan
5- Caroline/Jennifer
6- Mona/Beth
7- Max/Katie

Max and Katie are last, but this the second of the three nonelimination legs, and they are still in the race.  But they will have to complete a Speed Bump next round.

ORDER NOW:
1st – Bates/Anthony
2nd – Pam/Winnie
3rd – Chuck/Wynona
4th – Joey/Meghan
5th – Caroline/Jennifer
6th – Mona/Beth
7th – Max/Katie

Next week: More Africa!  There is canoeing.  And donkeys!  Will someone’s ass be broken?  Until next time!